The Simpsons (TV Series)
Day of the Jackanapes (2001)
Kelsey Grammer: Sideshow Bob
Quotes
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Sideshow Bob : Rakes, my arch enemy.
Bart : I thought I was your arch enemy.
Sideshow Bob : I have a life outside you, Bart.
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Sideshow Bob : [At his parole meeting] Your Honor, my incarceration is cruel and unusual punishment. First, my prison-issued shower sandals are grossly undersized
[lifts one of his famous meter-long feet onto the table, the sole of which is mold-encrusted save for an incredibly small shower sandal]
Sideshow Bob : . Secondly, the prison book club consists mainly of prisoners who club *me* with books.
[pulls up shirt, reveals series of angry, red, rectangular bruises]
Sideshow Bob : These are from the new Tom Clancy. Although I must say it's less painful than reading him. Am I right, folks?
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[Sideshow Bob is trying to hypnotise Bart]
Sideshow Bob : You are in my power.
Bart Simpson : I am at your command.
Sideshow Bob : I didn't say anything about command. If you are in my power, say so.
Bart Simpson : I am in your power.
Sideshow Bob : Excellent! Actually, go back to command. No... power, power!
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Sideshow Bob : [at his parole meeting] Your Honor, my incarceration is cruel and unusual punishment. First, my prison-issued shower sandals are grossly undersized
[lifts one of his famous meter-long feet onto the table, the sole of which is mold-encrusted save for an incredibly small shower sandal]
Sideshow Bob : . Secondly, the prison book club consists mainly of prisoners who club *me* with books.
[pulls up shirt, reveals series of angry, red, rectangular bruises]
Sideshow Bob : These are from the new Tom Clancy. Although I must say it's less painful than reading him. Am I right, folks?
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Sideshow Bob : [hypnotizing Bart] You are in my power.
Bart : [in a hypnotic voice] I am at your command.
Sideshow Bob : I didn't say anything about command. If you are in my power, say so.
Bart : I am in your power.
Sideshow Bob : That's better. No, go back to command. I like that better.
