The Simpsons (TV Series)

Das Bus (1998)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz, Ralph Wiggum

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Quotes 

• Bart : Woah! God is so in your face!

  Homer Simpson : Yeah, he's my favorite fictional character.

• Bart Simpson : And every night the monkey butlers will regale us with jungle stories.

  Nelson : How many monkey butlers will there be?

  Bart Simpson : One at first, but he'll train others.

• Principal Skinner : Okay, delegates, you leave tomorrow for the statewide Model U.N., so this is our last chance to bone up. And bone we will!

  [all the kids, except Lisa, laugh] 

  Bart Simpson : Lighten up, Lise.

  Principal Skinner : Finland, let's see that native dance.

  [Martin gets up and begins dancing] 

  Principal Skinner : Smile more. Work that pelvis. No, too much smile. Sit down.

  [Martin sits down] 

  Principal Skinner : Poland, tell us about your nation's achievements

  Milhouse Van Houten : Well, uh, I heard they sent a rocket to the sun once... at night! And there was that submarine, with the screen doors...

  Principal Skinner : No, no, no, no, no. Young man, you need to do some serious boning!

  [only Lisa laughs] 

  Bart Simpson : Oh, grow up, Lise.

• Lisa : All we found were these oozing berries, and they look pretty poisonous.

  Ralph : I ated the purple berries... oooh, oohh

  [falls to ground] 

  Ralph : ooohhh.

  Lisa : How are they Ralph? Good?

  Ralph : They taste like... burning.

• [Bart has just described the island paradise he envisages] 

  Nelson : How many monkey butlers will there be?

  Bart : One at first. But he'll train others.

• [At the model UN club, Nelson is shoving chopsticks up Wendell's nose] 

  Wendell : Ow! I can't breathe!

  [to Skinner] 

  Wendell : Please stop him!

  Principal Skinner : I'd like to, but I'm afraid he has diplomatic immunity.

  Lisa : Point of order. If we want to learn anything, we must respect...

  Bart Simpson : [interrupting Lisa]  Point of odor. Lisa stinks.