The Simpsons (TV Series)
D'oh-in' in the Wind (1998)
Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson
Quotes
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Lisa Simpson : Dad, do you mind? Your feet are really close to my potato.
Homer Simpson : Your potato? You can't, like, own a potato, man. It's one of Mother Earth's creatures.
[he burps]
Marge Simpson : Homer! Excuse yourself!
Homer Simpson : No way, narc! Bodily functions are a natural thing.
Bart Simpson : Not to mention hilarious.
Marge Simpson : You know, I really don't appreciate being called a narc. And that poncho is filthy! Let me dry-clean it for you.
Homer Simpson : Why do you have to turn everything into one big plastic hassle? Marge, you've got too many hang-ups. Like the whole shaving trip. Come on, I want to see those legs all furry and gross!
Marge Simpson : That ain't gonna happen, bub.
Homer Simpson : Well, at least lose the bra. Free the Springfield Two, Marge! Free the Springfield Two!
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[Homer is in a car with hippies Seth and Munchie. Marge is walking down the street]
Homer : Hi, Marge. We're freaking out squares.
Marge : Oh, Lord...
Homer : What's in your brand new bag, momma?
Marge : Oh, it's that pair of Dockers you wanted. Forty-eight waist with the balloon seat, right?
Homer : [panicking] Marge, not in front of the hippies.
[Seth and Munchie laugh]
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[Homer has to write his full name on an application form but he doesn't know what his middle initial stands for]
Bart : Uh, so Dad, regarding that form, why not just make up a middle name?
Lisa : You might as well. You already made up a phony film credit.
Homer : No. Homer Simpson does not lie twice on the same form. He never has and he never will.
Marge : You lied dozens of times on our mortgage application.
Homer : Yeah, but they were all part of a single ball of lies. The point is, I'm a grown man, and I deserve a middle name.