The Simpsons (TV Series)

Cape Feare (1993)

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson

Quotes 

• [Sideshow Bob ties up the rest of the Simpsons, then goes to Bart's room to kill him. All of the Simpsons struggle against their bonds except Homer, who is snoring and drooling on the deck] 

  Lisa : Oh, no! Dad's been drugged!

  Marge : [annoyed]  No, he hasn't.

• Homer : Hey, kids! Want to drive through that cactus patch?

  Bart : Yeah!

  Lisa : Yeah!

  Sideshow Bob : [underneath car]  No!

  Homer : Well, two against one!

  [drives through cactus field] 

  Sideshow Bob : Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

• Lisa : Hey, a letter from my pen-pal, Anya.

  Anya : [reading, Anya narrates]  Dear Lisa, as I write this, I am very sad. Our President has been overthrown and...

  [Voice changes] 

  General Krull : ...replaced, by the benevolent General Krull. All hail Krull, and his glorious regime! Sincerly, little girl.

• Marge : [looking at Bart's collection of death threats]  Hmm, this one's done in different handwriting.

  Homer Simpson : Oh, uh, I wrote that one, after Bart somehow put this tattoo on my butt.

  [Homer drops his pants, revealing a "wide load" tattoo on his rear end. Everyone laughs] 

  Nelson : [outside the window]  Ha ha!

  Bart : But who'd want to hurt me? I'm this century's Dennis The Menace.

  Homer Simpson : It's probably the person you least suspect.

  Lisa : That's good, Dad.

  Grampa : I say we call Matlock. He'll find the culprit! It's probably that evil Gavin MacLeod or George Guberlindsey.

  Bart : Grandpa, Matlock's not real.

  Grampa : Neither are my teeth, but I can still eat corn on the cob, if someone cuts it off and smushes it into a fine paste. Now that's good eatin'!

• Lisa : [Lisa thinks she might know who's been threatening Bart]  Who's someone you've been making irritating phone calls to for years?

  Bart Simpson : Linda Lavin?

  Lisa : No, someone who *didn't* deserve it.