The Simpsons (TV Series)

Bye Bye Nerdy (2001)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Itchy, Willie, Scientist #2, 'Let's not listen'

Quotes 

• Homer : [kicks a Saleswoman out of the house]  We don't need your high-priced safety junk!

  [Maggie falls from an upstairs window. The Saleswoman catches her, and gives her to Homer] 

  Homer : Oh, thank you.

• Groundskeeper Willie : Ach Wendel. Tis a mighty puddle of puke.

  Wendell : I'm sorry.

  Groundskeeper Willie : That's all right lad. You reminded me of why I got into this work in the first place.

• Marge : Homer, why aren't you at work? You're late.

  Homer : They said if I came in late again that I would get fired, and I can't risk that, so I'm not going.