The Simpsons (TV Series)

Brush with Greatness (1991)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Krusty the Clown, Spotter, Scott Christian, Art Student, Painter, Weatherby

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Quotes 

• Bart Simpson , Lisa Simpson : Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?

  Homer Simpson : No.

  Bart Simpson , Lisa Simpson : Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?

  Homer Simpson : No.

  Bart Simpson , Lisa Simpson : Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?

  Homer Simpson : No!

  [series of dissolves, showing this continuing, ad infinitum, until Homer and Marge are in bed] 

  Bart Simpson , Lisa Simpson : Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?

  Homer Simpson : NO! NO! NO!

  Bart Simpson , Lisa Simpson : Will you take us-?

  Homer Simpson : IF I TAKE YOU, WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP AND QUIT BUGGING ME?

  Bart Simpson : Yeah!

  Lisa Simpson : Of course!

  Bart Simpson : Well?

  Bart Simpson , Lisa Simpson : Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?

  Homer Simpson : Yes!

  Bart Simpson , Lisa Simpson : Thanks, Dad!

• Homer Simpson : [moans]  Why did I have to start my diet on pork chop night?

  Marge Simpson : Homer, we've got steamed vegetables and rice cakes for you.

  Homer Simpson : [shudders and picks up a rice cake]  Wait, I've been setting my drinks on these things!

  Marge Simpson : They're only thirty-five calories apiece.

  Homer Simpson : [bites it, then cups a hand towards it]  Hello? Hello! Hello, taste? Where are you?

• Krusty the Clown : [on his TV show]  So come to Mount Splashmore! I told them you would! Don't make me a liar! Let's all sing the Mount Splashmore song! I wanna go to Mount Splashmore... Take me, take me, take me there right now! Now, now, now, now, now!

  Lisa Simpson : This is a rather shameless promotion.

  Bart Simpson : Hey, it worked on me.

  Lisa Simpson : Me, too.

• [Homer arrives at the slide but sees that there's a very long queue] 

  Homer Simpson : To hell with this!

  [pushes through the queue] 

  Homer Simpson : Slide Inspector coming through! Move to the right! Hey! Out of the way! I'm here for your safety!

  Lady in line : God bless that man.

• Homer Simpson : Hey marge I'm 239 and I'm feeling fine!