The Simpsons (TV Series)

Brush with Greatness (1991)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson

Quotes 

• Bart Simpson , Lisa Simpson : Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?

  Homer Simpson : No.

  Bart Simpson , Lisa Simpson : Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?

  Homer Simpson : No.

  Bart Simpson , Lisa Simpson : Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?

  Homer Simpson : No!

  [series of dissolves, showing this continuing, ad infinitum, until Homer and Marge are in bed] 

  Bart Simpson , Lisa Simpson : Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?

  Homer Simpson : NO! NO! NO!

  Bart Simpson , Lisa Simpson : Will you take us-?

  Homer Simpson : IF I TAKE YOU, WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP AND QUIT BUGGING ME?

  Bart Simpson : Yeah!

  Lisa Simpson : Of course!

  Bart Simpson : Well?

  Bart Simpson , Lisa Simpson : Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?

  Homer Simpson : Yes!

  Bart Simpson , Lisa Simpson : Thanks, Dad!

• Bart Simpson : [sees the line]  Ay carumba! Okay, Lis, turn on the waterworks, babe.

  Lisa Simpson : [starts crying]  Mommy! I want my mommy!

  [using Lisa, Bart shoulders his way through the line] 

• Krusty the Clown : [on his TV show]  So come to Mount Splashmore! I told them you would! Don't make me a liar! Let's all sing the Mount Splashmore song! I wanna go to Mount Splashmore... Take me, take me, take me there right now! Now, now, now, now, now!

  Lisa Simpson : This is a rather shameless promotion.

  Bart Simpson : Hey, it worked on me.

  Lisa Simpson : Me, too.

• Bart Simpson : Hey, mom, did he have those spots all over his body?

  [after Marge sees Mr. Burns naked] 

  Montgomery Burns : I heard that!

  [breifly opening the bathroom door]