The Simpsons (TV Series)

Brush with Greatness (1991)

Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson

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Quotes 

• Homer Simpson : [moans]  Why did I have to start my diet on pork chop night?

  Marge Simpson : Homer, we've got steamed vegetables and rice cakes for you.

  Homer Simpson : [shudders and picks up a rice cake]  Wait, I've been setting my drinks on these things!

  Marge Simpson : They're only thirty-five calories apiece.

  Homer Simpson : [bites it, then cups a hand towards it]  Hello? Hello! Hello, taste? Where are you?

• Professor Lombardo : You have real talent.

  Marge Simpson : Do you really think so? My high school art teacher hated me.

  Professor Lombardo : What? The man was a fool! Still, one must admire the force of his conviction.

• Marge Simpson : Mr. burns I have had enough of your posing I can finish this painting myself.