The Simpsons (TV Series)

Brother's Little Helper (1999)

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson

Quotes 

• Lisa : I'm so glad you're home. Bart's acting funny.

  Homer : "Ray J" funny or "O.J." funny?

• Bart Simpson : Joke if you will, but did you know most people use ten per cent of their brains? I am now one of them. Before, my energy was all over the place. Now, it's concentrated like a laser beam. Well, this has been terrific. Let's do it again sometime.

  Lisa Simpson : Are you standing up to get me to leave?

  Bart Simpson : It's from the book.

  Lisa Simpson : [scans the book, "The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pre-Teens"]  Hey! I'm not a Time Burglar!

  Bart Simpson : [opens electronic organizer, types as he speaks]  Memo to self: Lock door.

  Lisa Simpson : All right, I'll go! You don't have to be a jerk about it.

  Bart Simpson : [typing again]  Memo to self: Shut up, Lisa.