The Simpsons (TV Series)
Brother's Little Helper (1999)
Dan Castellaneta: Groundskeeper Willie, Homer Simpson, Video Game Announcer, Krusty the Clown, Man in Showgirls, Grampa Simpson, Soldier #1, Sideshow Mel
Quotes
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Principal Skinner : I'm afraid I'll have to expel your son
Marge Simpson : [gasps]
Principal Skinner : Unless you're willing to try a radical, untested, potentially dangerous...
Homer Simpson : Candy bar?
Principal Skinner : No. It's a new drug called Focusyn.
Marge Simpson : A drug? I know Bart can be rambunctious, but he's not some hyperactive monster.
[Bart appears outside the window, dressed as a cheerleader]
Bart Simpson : Gimme an F! Gimme an art!
Principal Skinner : Good Lord! He's gotten into the pep closet!
Homer Simpson : I'd say he's coming out of the pep closet.
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Bart Simpson : I don't wanna take drugs.
Homer Simpson : Sure you do. All your favorite stars have used drugs. Brett Butler, Tim Allen...
Marge Simpson : Tommy Lee...
Homer Simpson : Andy Dick...
Bart Simpson : He's just flamboyant.
Homer Simpson : Yeah, and I'm a size four.
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Principal Skinner : Thank you for coming.
Homer Simpson : Thank you for getting me out of work.
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Marge Simpson : Hmm?
[reads a note taped to her chair]
Marge Simpson : "Thank you in advance for a world class meal. You're an inspiration to our entire organization. Thank you again, Bart." Oh, what a thoughtful gesture.
Bart Simpson : Cost of paper: five cents. A mother's love: priceless.
Marge Simpson : Aw.
Homer Simpson : Do I get a card?
Bart Simpson : No, but here's a book called "Chicken Soup for the Loser" that gave Bill Bruckner the courage to open a chain of laundromats.
Homer Simpson : Hmmm... my career has kind of lost momentum.
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Marge Simpson : Bart's so well-behaved now. Maybe you and I can have a night out.
Homer Simpson : Ooh! Let's go to the water park! My ten-year ban ended yesterday.
Marge Simpson : I was thking of something a little more... adult.
[whispers]
Homer Simpson : Oh, Marge!
Marge Simpson : And then afterwards...
[whispers some more]
Homer Simpson : Hee-hee, hee-hee! Really? With butterscotch on it?
Marge Simpson : I think you misheard me.
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[Homer and Marge have been called in to the school to talk to Principal Skinner]
Principal Skinner : Thank you for coming.
Homer : Thank you for getting me out of work.
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Pharmacist #2 : This pill reduces class-clownism 40%.
Pharmacist #1 : With 60% less sass-mouth!
Pharmacist #2 : The only thing more effective is regular exercise.
Homer Simpson : [recoils in horror] Guugh!
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Homer Simpson : Do I get a card?
Bart : No. But here's a book called Chicken Soup for the Loser that gave Bill Buckner the courage to open up a chain of laundromats!
