The Simpsons (TV Series)

Brother's Little Helper (1999)

Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson

Quotes 

• Principal Skinner : I'm afraid I'll have to expel your son

  Marge Simpson : [gasps] 

  Principal Skinner : Unless you're willing to try a radical, untested, potentially dangerous...

  Homer Simpson : Candy bar?

  Principal Skinner : No. It's a new drug called Focusyn.

  Marge Simpson : A drug? I know Bart can be rambunctious, but he's not some hyperactive monster.

  [Bart appears outside the window, dressed as a cheerleader] 

  Bart Simpson : Gimme an F! Gimme an art!

  Principal Skinner : Good Lord! He's gotten into the pep closet!

  Homer Simpson : I'd say he's coming out of the pep closet.

• Bart Simpson : I don't wanna take drugs.

  Homer Simpson : Sure you do. All your favorite stars have used drugs. Brett Butler, Tim Allen...

  Marge Simpson : Tommy Lee...

  Homer Simpson : Andy Dick...

  Bart Simpson : He's just flamboyant.

  Homer Simpson : Yeah, and I'm a size four.

• Marge Simpson : Hmm?

  [reads a note taped to her chair] 

  Marge Simpson : "Thank you in advance for a world class meal. You're an inspiration to our entire organization. Thank you again, Bart." Oh, what a thoughtful gesture.

  Bart Simpson : Cost of paper: five cents. A mother's love: priceless.

  Marge Simpson : Aw.

  Homer Simpson : Do I get a card?

  Bart Simpson : No, but here's a book called "Chicken Soup for the Loser" that gave Bill Bruckner the courage to open a chain of laundromats.

  Homer Simpson : Hmmm... my career has kind of lost momentum.

• Marge Simpson : Bart's so well-behaved now. Maybe you and I can have a night out.

  Homer Simpson : Ooh! Let's go to the water park! My ten-year ban ended yesterday.

  Marge Simpson : I was thking of something a little more... adult.

  [whispers] 

  Homer Simpson : Oh, Marge!

  Marge Simpson : And then afterwards...

  [whispers some more] 

  Homer Simpson : Hee-hee, hee-hee! Really? With butterscotch on it?

  Marge Simpson : I think you misheard me.