The Simpsons (TV Series)

Behind the Laughter (2000)

Harry Shearer: Lenny, Principal Skinner, Second Director, Kang, Dr. Hibbert

Quotes 

• Ned Flanders : I'd see them sitting on that couch all day long. Just staring at that Hollywood hogwash.

  Homer Simpson : Yeah, our favorite show was "Hollywood Hogwash", but we also loved "The Dreck Squad".

  Marge Simpson : ..."The Malarkies", "Dumbing it Down"...

  Lisa Simpson : "Sheriff Low-brow".

  Bart Simpson : "Home Improvement".

• Carl : Bart was always blowing his spare cash by paying us to kiss each other.

  Lenny : [beat]  Hey, did we ever get that money?

  Narrator : But interracial homoeroticism was only chapter one of Encyclopedia Self-Destructica.

• Principal Skinner : Awards and honors are great, but they don't pay the pickle man.