The Simpsons (TV Series)

Behind the Laughter (2000)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Grampa, Krusty, Ozzy Osbourne, Kodos, Woody Allen

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Quotes 

• Homer : I want to set the record straight: I thought the cop was a prostitute.

• Lisa Simpson : To prolong the run of the series, I was secretly given anti-growth hormones.

  [camera cuts to Homer] 

  Homer Simpson : That's ridiculous! How could I even get all five necessary drops into her cereal?

  [pause] 

  Homer Simpson : What?

• Ned Flanders : I'd see them sitting on that couch all day long. Just staring at that Hollywood hogwash.

  Homer Simpson : Yeah, our favorite show was "Hollywood Hogwash", but we also loved "The Dreck Squad".

  Marge Simpson : ..."The Malarkies", "Dumbing it Down"...

  Lisa Simpson : "Sheriff Low-brow".

  Bart Simpson : "Home Improvement".

• Homer Simpson : Why did I take such punishment? Let's just say that fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug was the drugs.

• Krusty the Clown : Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture!

• Marge Simpson : Okay, the material was a little corny. But Homer and I had real chemistry on screen.

  Homer Simpson : Every day I thought about firing Marge. You know, just to shake things up.