The Simpsons (TV Series)

Bart's Inner Child (1993)

Albert Brooks: Brad Goodman

Quotes 

• Brad Goodman : Okay, folks, let me hear what's troubling you. Don't be shy, yell it out. Everybody, go!

  "Diamond" Joe Quimby : I, uh, can't commit to a relationship!

  Montgomery Burns : I'm too nice!

  Apu : I have problems with...

  Lenny : [interrupts]  I'm always interrupting people!

• Brad Goodman : Right now, I want each of you to try something interesting. There's no trick to it, it's just a simple trick!

• Brad Goodman : We can all learn a lot from this young man here, this... this...

  Bart : Rudiger

  Brad Goodman : Rudiger. And if we can all be more like little Rudiger

  Marge Simpson : His name is Bart

  Brad Goodman : His name isn't important!

• Brad Goodman : You know, my course can help you with every personality disorder in the "Feel Bad Rainbow." Let's look at the rainbow; what's in there? Depression, insomnia, motor-mouth, darting eyes, indecisiveness, decisiveness, bossiness, uncontrollable falling down, geriatric profanity disorder

  [or GPD] 

  Brad Goodman : , and chronic nagging... nagging... nagging...

  [Marge looks visibly concerned by the latter word, which seems to repeat itself in her head] 

  Selma Bouvier : [hits the TV several times while the word "nagging" is still repeated]  Sorry, it does that sometimes.

• Brad Goodman : Folks, I'm often asked about my qualifications. Well, I may not have a lot of "credentials" or "training". But I'll tell you one thing. I'm a PhD in pain.

• Troy McClure : And now I'd like to introduce the man who will put the you in "impr-you-vement" - Brad Goodman!

  Brad Goodman : Thank you so much Troy. And by the way, I'm not happy you're still drinking. But at least you're down to one, from almost fifty.

  [crowd applauds]