The Simpsons (TV Series)

Bart's Friend Falls in Love (1992)

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson

Quotes 

• Lisa Simpson : Dad, what if I told you that you could lose weight without diet or exercise?

  Homer Simpson : I'd call you a lying scumbag, honey. Why?

• Lisa Simpson : [showing a picture of a five-fingered hand]  It says here in this journal that in about a million years, mankind will develop an extra finger.

  Bart : [holding up his four-fingered hand over the picture]  Eww! Freakshow!

• Lisa : Dad, what would you say if I told you that you can lose weight without dieting?

  Homer : I'd say you were a lying scumbag. Why, honey?