The Simpsons (TV Series)

Bart's Friend Falls in Love (1992)

Maggie Roswell: Operator, Luann Van Houten, Singing Nun

Quotes 

• Luann Van Houten : Bart, I'm glad you're here. Milhouse could use a friend like you.

  [Bart chuckles nervously. Later, up in Milhouse's room] 

  Bart : Listen, Milhouse, I have something to confess: I'm the one who narked on your kissing.

  Milhouse : *What*?

  [He tackles Bart to the floor and starts to throttle him. Milhouse's parents come in] 

  Luann Van Houten : Milhouse is out of bed and full of beans!

  Kirk Van Houten : Whoa, it's a miracle!

  [Smiling, they leave and close the door, as Milhouse continues strangling Bart]