The Simpsons (TV Series)
Bart's Friend Falls in Love (1992)
Pamela Hayden: Milhouse Van Houten, Commercial Narrator
Quotes
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Milhouse : How could this have happened? We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but instead it ended in tragedy.
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Milhouse : Bart, I don't want you to see me cry.
Bart : Aw come on, I've seen you cry a million times. You cry when you scrape your knee, you cry when we're out of chocolate milk, you cry when you're doing long division and you have a remainder left over.
Milhouse : Well, I didn't want you to see me cry THIS time.
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Luann Van Houten : Bart, I'm glad you're here. Milhouse could use a friend like you.
[Bart chuckles nervously. Later, up in Milhouse's room]
Bart : Listen, Milhouse, I have something to confess: I'm the one who narked on your kissing.
Milhouse : *What*?
[He tackles Bart to the floor and starts to throttle him. Milhouse's parents come in]
Luann Van Houten : Milhouse is out of bed and full of beans!
Kirk Van Houten : Whoa, it's a miracle!
[Smiling, they leave and close the door, as Milhouse continues strangling Bart]
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Bart : [trying out Milhouse's new 8-Ball] Will I pass my test today. "Outlook not so good." Hey, it does work!
Milhouse : Let me try! Will I get beat up today? "All signs point to yes."
Nelson Muntz : That ball knows everything!
[Hits Milhouse over the head]
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[Homer gasping for air due to being so out of shape]
Commercial Announcer : We take eighteen ounces of sizzling ground beef, and soak it in rich, creamery butter, then we top it off with bacon, ham, and a fried egg. We call it "The Good Morning Burger".
[Homer starts gurgling in ecstasy]