The Simpsons (TV Series)

Bart the General (1990)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Grampa Simpson

Quotes 

• Abe Simpson : I am disgusted with the way old people are depicted on television. We are not all vibrant, fun-loving sex maniacs. Many of us are bitter, resentful individuals, who remember the good old days, when entertainment was bland and inoffensive.

• Abe Simpson : You know, I thought I was too old. I thought my time had passed. I thought I'd never hear the screams of pain, or see the look of terror in a young man's eyes. Thank heaven for children.

• Bart : You know, there are names for people like you.

  Lisa : No there aren't.

  Bart : Teacher's pet. Apple polisher. Butt kisser.

  Homer : Bart. You're saying butt kisser like it's a bad thing.

• Herman : What's the password?

  Abe Simpson : Let me in, you idiot.

  Herman : Right you are.

• [first lines] 

  Homer Simpson : Do I smell cupcakes?