The Simpsons (TV Series)

Bart on the Road (1996)

Hank Azaria: Cletus, Kirk Van Houten, Moe Szyslak, Hitchhiker, Real Estate Hypnosis Man, Dispatcher, Oak Ridge Technician

Quotes 

• Homer : Hello, I'd like to speak to a Mr Snotball, first name Eura.

  Moe : Eura Snotball?

  Homer : What? How dare you! If I find out who this is, I'll staple a flag to your butt and mail you to Iran!

• [Selma just took Cletus' picture for his driver's license] 

  Selma : Okay. One more step. I just gotta go laminate your license. You'll get it in two to three weeks.

  Cletus : Hot damn! No more sittin' in the dirt at the drive-in!

• [Milhouse, Nelson and Martin are being driven by Bart] 

  Martin Prince : Bart, can we stop for ice cream?

  Bart : Yes.

  [later; the boys all have ice creams] 

  Nelson : Bart, can we weigh the car at that weigh station?

  Bart : Yeah.

  [later] 

  Milhouse Van Houten : Bart, can we pick up that hitchhiker?

  Bart : I don't see why not.

  [later; a dishevelled, Nubbins Sawyer-esque man is sitting between Nelson and Martin] 

  Hitchhiker : Bart, can we stop for ice cream?

  Bart : Yes.

  [later; the boys all have ice creams again, as does the hitchhiker] 

  Hitchhiker : Well, I didn't think I *was* rehabilitated, but, uh, I guess they needed the extra bed.