- Cassie McBain: Ooh, this is gonna be tough. I'm not used being in a mansion unless I'm robbing it.
- D.D. Cummings: Why don't we just steal something? You know, just to feel comfortable.
- Shane Phillips: Yeah, Jack, please!
- Cassie McBain: Just one thing. We'll put it right back.
- D.D. Cummings: [Cassie wondered whether it would work if they threw the bomb out the window] And if not, they're doing wonders with prosthetic limbs now.
- [gets glared at by Shane]
- D.D. Cummings: I'll be quiet now.
- Cassie McBain: I aim to please.
- Tanya: [points gun] And I aim to kill. But not quite now. I'm having *way* too much fun!
- Cassie McBain: [to Jack, re Elaine] Just checking, but you do want us to *stop* her from getting killed?
- [earns a frown]
- Cassie McBain: Come on, you were thinking the same thing.
- Cassie McBain: [as "Ms. Burnbottom", critiques Shane's hair] Nice curls. I'll bet someone has a poodle going "Brrr, it's cold!"
- Cassie McBain: [to Shane, who's just fished the 'bomb' out of the jello pudding] I think this is the part where you lick your hand and say "Mm. Raspberry. My favorite."
- Jack Wilde: [at the pool party, after pulling Elaine away from the wedding guests] Elaine, I'm sorry, but as the head of security, I'm gonna have to insist that you cancel your wedding.
- Elaine: [stares at him, then bursts out laughing] Oh, cancel my wedding? Ah!
- [laughs, shakes her head]
- Elaine: Oh, that's wonderful! Oh, I had no idea Daddy hired someone with such a *marvelous* sense of humor. I'm sorry, what was your name again? Uh, uh, Mordechai? Eugene? Gaylord?
- [shakes her head]
- Jack Wilde: Jack.
- Elaine: Right. Right. 'Course it is. That was nothing, Jack.
- [toasts:]
- Elaine: A scooch of levity to lighten the premarital jitters.
- [turns around, walks away laughing]
- Jack Wilde: [follows her] It wasn't levity. I wasn't joking. I'm absolutely serious. Somebody's trying to kill you, and you have to call this off.
- Elaine: Okay... Now you're bumming me out, Jack.
- Jack Wilde: [spins her around] Listen to me!
- [she gasps]
- Jack Wilde: You are in a lot of danger! You have no idea who you're dealing with here.
- Elaine: [takes deep breath] No. *You*
- [pokes at him with sharp-nail finger]
- Elaine: have no idea who *you're* dealing with here. This is *my* wedding. It's about *me* and what I want. And I don't care if a ninja death squad bursts through my prize rose bushes and karate-kicks half my guests into the next county. I will *not* call it off.
- Jack Wilde: [yells out] There was a bomb...!
- [catches himself, glances back to see if someone might have heard]
- Jack Wilde: There was a bomb on the grounds.
- Elaine: [makes elementary gesture] Did it explode?
- Jack Wilde: Well...
- [shakes his head]
- Jack Wilde: No. A little flag popped up.
- Elaine: *Well* then, there isn't any danger, is there? It was probably Yuri's best man, Maharini. Those Kurdministanis are quite the practical jokesters.
- [giggles]
- Elaine: Or is it Kurdistanis? Or...
- [stumbles over possible combinations]
- Elaine: Anyway... it's a Stani. A very important Stani.
- [flashes her bulky engagement ring]
- Jack Wilde: [calling out to her after she walked past him] Elaine!
- Elaine: [turns back] Gaylord! We're finished! Our conversation is over.
- [shakes her head]
- Elaine: And my father should be coming home from the airport very soon. And if you don't wanna be demoted to crossing guard at Arctic Circle Junior High,
- [smiles:]
- Elaine: you will drop the subject.
- [turns her back on him, leaves]