Sex and the City (TV Series)

The Agony and the Ex-tacy (2001)

Kristin Davis: Charlotte York

Quotes 

• Samantha : I masturbated to my priest... Friar Fuck!

  Carrie : Okay, I think we're going to have to get Charlotte a crash helmet.

  Charlotte : You have a priest?

• Woman : Oh, what a beautiful wedding ring! Where's your husband?

  Charlotte : Oh, um, he's not here. We're actually taking some time apart. We're separated - not legally separated, nothing legal, oh God no! We're just taking some time to figure things out. We got married really fast - love at first sight, didn't think it through. So now we're talking and trying to figure out what he - actually, we, he and I - really want. We love each other so much but that doesn't always mean a marriage is working does it? No, it does not. We had some problems. In the bedroom. but it was more about the fact that we got married so fast. So, now we're just talking and trying to figure things out - just talking, nothing physical. I think it's better if we just talk. So we are talking until we figure it all out. So, no, he's not here.

  Woman : Oh, okay. I have to...

  Woman : [to friend]  Don't talk to her.

• Charlotte : Maybe we can be each other's soulmates. And then we could just let men be these great, nice guys to have fun with!

• Charlotte : Trey, you have a boner... I can't discuss my notes if you have a boner.