Sex and the City (TV Series)

The Agony and the Ex-tacy (2001)

Sarah Jessica Parker: Carrie Bradshaw

Quotes 

• Samantha : I masturbated to my priest... Friar Fuck!

  Carrie : Okay, I think we're going to have to get Charlotte a crash helmet.

  Charlotte : You have a priest?

• Carrie : [Carrie just turned 35]  I'm thirty-five.

  Samantha : Oh, shut the fuck up, I'm a hundred and forty.

• Carrie : [leaving a message for Big]  Hey, uh, I think you're still in England but, uh, its midnight here in New York, and its my birthday. I am official old. So um, I felt the need to call someone... older... haha. Uh anyway some friends are giving me a dinner tomorrow night, well actually its tonight and you're a friend so, um, if you are back in town it's going to be at Ilcantanori at 8:30 and if you're still in London... cheerio old chap... so, okay

• Carrie : It's after twelve. You're late.

  Mr. Big : Not really, I'm on London time.

  Carrie : London is five hours ahead.

  Mr. Big : In that case, I'm really fucking late.