Sex and the City (TV Series)
Secret Sex (1998)
Cynthia Nixon: Miranda Hobbes
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Quotes
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Samantha Jones : A guy could just as easily dump you if you fuck him on the first date as he can if you wait until the tenth.
Miranda Hobbes : When have you ever been on a tenth date?
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[Before Carrie goes on her first official date with Mr. Big, she's showing the girls what she's wearing]
Samantha Jones : Hey honey, it's fabulous. Bravo!
Miranda Hobbes : It's tits on toast, baby. But you make it work.
Charlotte York : Well, let's just say it. It's the "naked dress". I mean, you're obviously gonna have sex with him tonight.
Carrie Bradshaw : Come on, it's our first date!
Miranda Hobbes : She's not gonna have sex. She's just gonna look like sex.
Carrie Bradshaw : That's right. I'm just the trailer.
Samantha Jones : Please. If it happens, it happens. Bottoms up!
Charlotte York : Wait a second! I thought you were serious about this guy, you can't sleep with him on the first date.
Samantha Jones : Oh, God!
Miranda Hobbes : Here she goes again with 'The Rules.'
Samantha Jones : The women who wrote that book, they wrote it because they couldn't get laid. So they constructed this whole bullshit theory to make women who can get laid feel bad.
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Miranda Hobbes : Forget the math, just don't fuck on a first date, you're fine.
Carrie Bradshaw : Third date.
Charlotte York : Too soon!
Samantha Jones : Reality check.
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Miranda Hobbes : True romance cannot exist without good sex.
Samantha Jones : And yet you can have good sex with someone you don't like or respect... or even remember.
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Miranda Hobbes : [the man Miranda had just met at the gym asked her out] No, it's too quick. I think maybe that kick in his head scrambled his brains.
Carrie Bradshaw : No, too quick is sleeping with him on the first date. That's too quick.
Miranda Hobbes : You both got excited, and you went for it. Stop blaming yourself.
Carrie Bradshaw : No, I don't blame myself. I blame the dress. The dress!
