Sex and the City (TV Series)
Easy Come, Easy Go (2000)
Cynthia Nixon: Miranda Hobbes
Quotes
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Samantha : I'm sorry, but who else can I talk to about this?
Carrie : Might I suggest no one?
Samantha : You're my girlfriends. Help me! Have you ever had this problem?
Miranda : Not really, but then I have to admit it's never exactly been a trip to Baskin Robbins.
Samantha : Well, this guy is very sour, like... asparagus gone bad, or something.
Carrie : [to waitress] Can I cancel my rice pudding? Thanks.
Samantha : Beautiful guy. Great in bed. It's so disappointing. It's like getting a bad bottle of Beaujolais Nouveaux the first day of season.
Miranda : It has a lot to do with nutrition. I once dated a smoker, and it affected how his tasted.
Carrie : They should say that on the side of packs if they want to cut back sales.
Samantha : Maybe there's something he could eat to make it sweeter!
Carrie : Maybe you should write to Martha Stewart.
Miranda : Dear Martha, funky spunk. Help!
Carrie : Dear Funky Spunk, try a hint of mint!
Samantha : It's not just asparagus, it's something else. I know. Clorox!
Miranda : Well, at least it gets your whites whiter.
Samantha : This is serious. I almost gagged.
Carrie : Oh, well that is serious.
Samantha : So what I do?
Miranda : Just don't give him head again!
Samantha : Hmm. I never even thought of that.
Carrie : So what, casual head is back now?
Samantha : It's fine, he's healthy, and I don't swallow.
Carrie : Well, as long as you and the Center for Disease Control are fine with it...
Miranda : You know, if the whole cum situation were reversed, do you think men would get anywhere near the stuff?
Samantha : Well, maybe. If it tasted like beer!
[they all laugh]
