- Miranda: I'm sorry, Steve, I'm an asshole.
- Steve Brady: Yeah, you are, but you're my asshole.
- Miranda: That's sweet and gross at the same time.
- Charlotte York: [on the phone with Miranda] Brady saw us having sex!
- Miranda: And?
- Charlotte York: He was looking at me, during -!
- Miranda: Charlotte, he doesn't know what that is. He doesn't know where his nose is.
- Charlotte York: [yelling] Harry! Brady can't be anywhere near this conversation!
- Harry Goldenblatt: I think it's too late, he just said, "Sex is dirty."
- Charlotte York: That's not funny!
- [Carrie and Charlotte are in the park]
- Carrie: The Russian doesn't want to have kids. Had one a long time ago. He's done.
- Charlotte: Well, then, "dosvidanya" or however you say it.
- Carrie: What? No! For you maybe, but not for me.
- Charlotte: Don't you want to have the option?
- Carrie: Well, yes. But it's my experience that men like him don't come along that often.
- Charlotte: But we're 38! These are the years.
- Carrie: Yes, I know, I've heard. I'm running out of time. I don't even have time to eat this cookie.
- Charlotte: How is it?
- Carrie: It's so good I forgot to have children.
- Miranda: I don't understand, why do you have to have chemo?
- Samantha Jones: Because he's an asshole!
- Carrie Bradshaw: Apparently there could be something microscopic...
- Samantha Jones: Like his dick!
- Carrie Bradshaw: I'm sorry, do you have cancer or Tourette's?