Sex and the City (TV Series)

Boy, Interrupted (2003)

Willie Garson: Stanford Blatch

Quotes 

• Stanford : I missed my prom in high school because...

  Anthony Marantino : You were gay.

  Stanford : No. My girlfriend and I broke up the night before because...

  Anthony Marantino : You were gay.

  Stanford : No. I wasn't gay until...

  Anthony Marantino : You were born.

  Stanford : Never mind.

• Carrie : You know what the craziest thing is? I actually thought after everything I've been through, I might end up with my high school boyfriend. Yeah, I don't think my story's gonna get tied up like that.

  Stanford : Your boyfriend might get tied up.

  Carrie : ...and taken away! Okay, no more jokes. I might be dating him in eight to ten months.