Seinfeld (TV Series)

The Subway (1992)

Jerry Seinfeld: Jerry Seinfeld

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Quotes 

• Jerry : You realize of course you're naked?

  Naked Man : Naked, dressed, I don't see any difference.

  Jerry : You oughtta sit here. There's a difference.

  Naked Man : You got something against a naked body?

  Jerry : I got something against yours.

• Naked Man : I'm not ashamed of my body.

  Jerry : Exactly. That's your problem. You should be.

• Elaine Benes : What time is your job interview, George?

  George Costanza : 9:45.

  Jerry : Remember, don't whistle on the elevator.

  George Costanza : Why not?

  Jerry : That's what Willie Loman told Biff before his interview in "Death of a Salesman".

  George Costanza : What, you are comparing me to Biff Loman? Very encouraging. The biggest loser in the history of American literature.

• [last lines] 

  Jerry : So I take the subway down to Coney Island to go on the Cyclone. I'm riding on the subway. I'm sitting on the D train for an hour and 15 minutes to go on a scary ride. Okay, how dumb is that? You know that first sharp drop on the Cyclone? Fell asleep.

• [first lines] 

  Jerry : When I was a kid, my favorite ride was the bumper car ride. Remember? Going around in a circle. There was always one kid on the bumper cars that could not do it. Do you remember this kid? As soon as the ride gets started, he'd be, like, stuck in a pack of empty cars. Just: "Excuse me. Excuse me. It won't go! Come on! It's almost over!" You know, he always ends up with the attendant hanging off that big pole, helping him steer it. You know. "Stop crying." Dsh. Then there's always that other... One other really bad car, the helpless father-and-son team. This is another car just not going anywhere. They're never organized. Who's on the wheel? Who's pressing on the gas? They're just: "Ho, son, turn the wheel."