Seinfeld (TV Series)
The Strike (1997)
Jason Alexander: George Costanza
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Quotes
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Estelle Constanza : I think you can take him, Georgie!
George Costanza : Oh, come on! Be sensible.
Frank Costanza : Stop crying and fight your father!
George Costanza : Ow!... Ow! I give! I give! Uncle!
Frank Costanza : This is the best Festivus ever!
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Frank Costanza : Welcome, new comers. The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances.
[yelling]
Frank Costanza : I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about it! You, Kruger. My son tells me your company stinks!
George Costanza : Oh, God.
Frank Costanza : [to George] Quiet, you'll get yours in a minute.
[yelling]
Frank Costanza : Kruger, you couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe... I lost my train of thought.
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Jerry : Happy Festivus!
Cosmo Kramer : What's Festivus?
Jerry : When George was growing up...
George Costanza : [interrupts] ... NO!
Jerry : His father...
George Costanza : [interrupts] ... Stop it! It's nothing. It's a stupid holiday my father invented. It doesn't exist!
Elaine : [as she walks into Jerry's apartment] Happy Festivus, Georgie.
George Costanza : [yelling] God!
Cosmo Kramer : Frank invented a holiday? He's so prolific!
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Kruger : George, we have a problem. There's a memo, here, from accounting telling me there's no such thing as the Human Fund.
George Costanza : Well, there could be.
Kruger : But there isn't.
George Costanza : Well, I - I could, Uh, I could give the money back. Here.
[George hands the cheque back to Kruger]
Kruger : George, I don't get it. If there's no Human Fund, those donation cards were fake. You better have a damn good reason why you gave me a fake Christmas gift.
George Costanza : Well, sir, I - I gave out the fake card, because, um, I don't really celebrate Christmas. I, um, I celebrate Festivus.
Kruger : Feminist?
George Costanza : Festivus, Sir. And, uh, I was afraid that I would be persecuted for my beliefs. They drove my family out of Bayside, Sir!
Kruger : Are you making all this up, too?
George Costanza : Oh, no, Sir. Festivus is all too real. And... I could prove it - if I had to.
Kruger : Yeah, you probably should.
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George Costanza : Hey, I work for Kruger Industrial Smoothing: "We don't care, and it shows."
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Frank Costanza : George, festivus is your heritage. It's part of who you are.
George Costanza : That's why I hate it.