Seinfeld (TV Series)
The Stranded (1991)
Jason Alexander: George Costanza
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Quotes
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George Costanza : I don't like when a woman says "make love to me." It's intimidating. The last time a woman said that to me I wound up apologizing to her.
Jerry Seinfeld : Really?
George Costanza : That's a lot of pressure - "make love to me." What, am I in the circus?
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George Costanza : Have you ever dated a woman that worked in your office?
Jerry Seinfeld : I've never had a job.
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Jerry Seinfeld : How did you get fleas?
George Costanza : Because my cousin's imbecile dog was rolling around outside and they got in his carpet.