Seinfeld (TV Series)
The Shower Head (1996)
Liz Sheridan: Helen Seinfeld
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Quotes
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Elaine Benes : Hold on a second. Mrs. Seinfeld, I need your sample.
Helen : You want my urine?
Elaine Benes : I need a clean urine sample from a woman.
Helen : I don't know.
Elaine Benes : Oh please, Mrs. Seinfeld, please?
Helen : Well, what am I gonna do it in?
Elaine Benes : Well, one of those glasses.
Helen : Jerry's glasses?
Elaine Benes : Yeah, he won't mind. C'mon, you're his mom.
Helen : Oh, I could uh - Should I use a coffee cup?
Elaine Benes : Yeah, a coffee cup's fine.
Helen : Or maybe a juice glass?
Elaine Benes : Yes, fine, fine, a juice glass is perfect.
Helen : This one is kind of scratched.
Elaine Benes : It doesn't matter.
Helen : How about a milk glass?
Elaine Benes : A milk glass, a juice glass, any glass, just pick a glass
Helen : Jerry doesn't wash these very well.
Elaine Benes : Mrs. Seinfeld, pick a glass! Pick a glass, Mrs. Seinfeld!