Seinfeld (TV Series)
The Shower Head (1996)
Barney Martin: Morty Seinfeld
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Quotes
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[Morty learns "The Tonight Show" is taped in the afternoon and aired at night]
Morty Seinfeld : How long has this been going on?
Jerry Seinfeld : [off-handedly] Thirty years.
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Morty Seinfeld : [answers the phone] Hello!
Frank Costanza : [on the other end] This is Frank Costanza.
Morty Seinfeld : What do you want?
Frank Costanza : You think you could keep us out of Florida? We're moving in lock, stock and barrel. We're gonna be in the pool. We're gonna be in the clubhouse. We're gonna be all over that shuffleboard court! And I dare you to keep me out!