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Jerry : [George plans to name his first child "Seven"] Awright, let's see. How about Mug? Mug Costanza, that's original. Or uh, Ketchup? Pretty name for a girl.
George Costanza : Alright, you having a good time there?
Jerry : [Jerry is in the kitchen, and opens a cupboard] I got fifty right here in the cupboard. How about Bisquik? Pimento. Gherkin. Sauce. Maxwell House.
George Costanza : Awright already! This is a very key issue with me, Jerry. I had this name for a long time.
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Susan Biddle Ross : They're gonna name their baby Seven.
George Costanza : What? They're stealing the name? That's my name, I made it up!
Susan Biddle Ross : I can't believe that they're using it.
George Costanza : Well, now it's not gonna be original! It's going to lose all its cachet!
Susan Biddle Ross : I don't know how much cachet it had to begin with.
George Costanza : Oh, it's got cachet, baby! It's got cachet up the yin-yang!
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Susan Biddle Ross : [Susan and George are having dinner with Carrie and Ken, Susan's cousin. Carrie is heavily pregnant] So, have you picked out a name yet?
Carrie : Well, we've narrowed it down to a few. We like Kimberley.
Susan Biddle Ross : Aww.
George Costanza : [negatively] Hu-ho, boy.
Ken : You don't like Kimberley?
George Costanza : Ech. What else you got?
Ken : How about Joan?
George Costanza : Aw c'mon, I'm eating here.
Susan Biddle Ross : George!
Carrie : Pamela?
George Costanza : Pamela? Awright, I tell you what. You look like nice people, I'm gonna help you out. You want a beautiful name? Soda.
Ken : What?
George Costanza : Soda. S-O-D-A. Soda.
Carrie : I don't know, it sounds a little strange.
George Costanza : All names sound strange the first time you hear 'em. What, are you telling me people loved the name Blanche the first time they heard it?
Ken : Yeah, but uh... Soda?
George Costanza : Yeah, that's right. It's working.
Carrie : We'll put it on the list.
George Costanza : I solve problems. That's just what I do.