Seinfeld (TV Series)
The Serenity Now (1997)
Michael Richards: Cosmo Kramer
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Quotes
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Jerry : [Sarcastically] Kramer, I love you.
Cosmo Kramer : [Without missing a beat] I love you too, buddy!
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[Kramer has just taken his built-up anger out on the computers George intended to return]
George Costanza : Why couldn't you squeeze one of those stupid rubber balls to get your stress out? Whyyyyy did you have to destroy twenty-five computers?
Cosmo Kramer : [eating an orange] George, you listen to me. I owe you one.
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Cosmo Kramer : Simple, you let out one emotion, all the rest come with it. It's like Endora's box.
Jerry Seinfeld : That was the mother on Bewitched. You mean Pandora.
Jerry Seinfeld : Yeah, well she had one too.