Seinfeld (TV Series)

The Parking Space (1992)

Jason Alexander: George Costanza

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Quotes 

• Jerry Seinfeld : What did you do to my car?

  George Costanza : I couldn't help it! Elaine moved the mirror, I got discombobulated.

  Elaine Benes : Oh, like you've ever been bobulated.

• George Costanza : A garage, I can't even pull in there. It's like going to a prostitute. Why should I pay, when if I apply myself, maybe I can get it for free?

• George Costanza : All bald people look good in hats.

  Elaine Benes : You should have lived in the twenties and thirties. You know, men wore hats all the time, then.

  George Costanza : What a bald paradise that must have been.