(plot). Jerry dates a sexy but shallow actress, forcing him to evaluate whether his penis or his brain rules his relationships. Kramer encourages George's girlfriend Audrey to get a nose job, which goes horribly wrong.
The Nose Job is a superb episode, that's quite hilarious, as it's one of my favorites on season 3!. I thought it was so hilarious when George was weaseling his way to get Audrey to get a nose job, and it's extremely well written by Peter Mehlman, plus it's perfectly directed by Tom Cherones. Jerry's stand ups were very funny in this one, especially the one about what would happen if people said what they were thinking all the time, plus I always laugh so hard when Kramer blurts out that Audrey needs a nose job. The opening with George and Jerry talking about Audrey's nose was really funny, and I loved it when Kramer and Elaine posed as impostors to get the jacket Kramer wanted, plus it's extremely well made as well. I also loved the scene where Jerry's brain and penis play chess against each other, and Susan Diol and Tawny Kitaen both do awesome jobs as Audrey and Isabel ,plus the makeup they did on Audrey's nose was just awesome!. The Nose Job is a superb episode, that's quite hilarious, as it's one of my favorites on season 3, and if you haven't seen it, please do so immediately, you shouldn't regret it if your a Seinfeld lover!. ***** out of 5
Favorite quotes
(opening with George and Jerry talking about Audrey's nose. George: Well her nose is a little big. Jerry: Yeah she's got a big nose. George: I mean big would be OK,but it's a little beyond big. Jerry: It's a schnoz. George: Now I'm aware that my own physical dimensions are perhaps a little short of perfection. Jerry: A little. George: So who am I, to be thinking about someone's nose, I mean I should be grateful someone like her even looks at me, I have no job, nothing, but I have to say I think about the nose, I don't wanna think about the nose, I don't ask to think about the nose, but I think about it, I go to bed at night, and tell myself don't think about the nose, forget the nose, but I think about it, I look at her I see the nose.
(famous Nose job comment from Kramer). Audrey: It's amazing how many beautiful women live in New York, I actually find it kind of intimidating. Kramer: Well your as pretty as any of them, you just need a nose job.
(Jerry having problems with Isabelle). Jerry: Please, please Isabel, she is the most despicable woman I have ever met in my life, I have never been so repulsed by someone mentally, and so attracted to them physically at the same time, it's like my brain is facing my penis in a chess game.
Jerry: I'll tell you, the sex, I was like an animal, I mean it was just completely uninhibited. George: It's like going to the bathroom in front of a lot of people and not caring. Jerry: It's not like that at all.
(Audrey's new nose unavailing scene). Elaine: It looks good(with a sour face). Jerry: Great job. Kramer: You got butchered
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