Seinfeld (TV Series)

The Mom and Pop Store (1994)

Michael Richards: Cosmo Kramer

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Quotes 

• Kramer : I've been asking around. They didn't even have any kids.

  Jerry Seinfeld : Mom and Pop aren't even a Mom and Pop?

  Kramer : It was all an act, Jerry. They conned us, and they scored, big time.

  Elaine Benes : [amused]  So, Mom and Pop's plan was to move into the neighborhood, establish trust for 48 years and then, run off with Jerry's sneakers?

  Kramer : Apparently

• [Jerry tries on the other pair of shoes he has available: a pair of narrow, leather Western-style boots] 

  Jerry Seinfeld : I can't wear these. They look ridiculous.

  Kramer : Well, you look like a cowboy!

  Jerry Seinfeld : I don't wanna be a cowboy!

• Kramer : Uh. Jerry. These nosebleeds are starting again.