Seinfeld (TV Series)
The Mom and Pop Store (1994)
Jason Alexander: George Costanza
Photos
Quotes
-
George Costanza : Hey... you don't think... sure, that's Jon Voight's pencil!
Jerry Seinfeld : With Jon Voight's teeth marks.
[pulls out the owners manual from the glove box]
Jerry Seinfeld : Owner's manual... you know what? This car was owned by Jon Voight.
George Costanza : Ah! See? I told ya.
Jerry Seinfeld : Except Jon is spelled with an H. J-O-H-N.
George Costanza : So?
Jerry Seinfeld : Doesn't Jon Voight spell his name J-O-N?
George Costanza : So, what are you saying?
Jerry Seinfeld : Nothing. I'm sure "Jon" probably mispelled his own name. I know sometimes I spell Jerry with a G... and an I!
[laughing uproariously]
George Costanza : [agitated] Get out of the car!
Jerry Seinfeld : What?
George Costanza : That's right, you heard me. Get out. You are ruining this whole experience for me.
Jerry Seinfeld : Oh, look! There's Gregory Peck's bicycle!
George Costanza : Get out!
Jerry Seinfeld : And Barbara Mandrell's skateboard!
George Costanza : Get out!
-
Jerry Seinfeld : Hey! Did you get the Volvo?
George Costanza : No, I decided to go with an '89 LeBaron.
Elaine Benes : A LeBaron?
Jerry Seinfeld : I thought Consumer said Volvo was the car?
George Costanza : What Consumer? I'm the consumer.
Jerry Seinfeld : Alright. Seems like... a strange choice.
George Costanza : Well, maybe so... but it was good enough for Mr. Jon Voight.
Elaine Benes : Jon Voight? The actor?
George Costanza : [boasting] That's right. He just happened to be the previous owner of the vehicle.
Jerry Seinfeld : You bought a car because it belonged to Jon Voight?
George Costanza : [defensive] No, no...
Jerry Seinfeld : I think yes, yes. You like the idea of telling people you're driving Jon Voight's car.
-
George Costanza : [singing] Everybody's talkin' at me, I can't hear a word they're sayin', just drivin' around in Jon Voight's car.
-
Tim Whatley : That's John Voight's pencil?
George Costanza : That's right. I got his whole car downstairs.
Tim Whatley : Are you the one who bought his LeBaron convertible?
George Costanza : Yes! Yes, I'm the one! Hey! So, you know Jon Voight!
Tim Whatley : Yes! Yes, I went to dental school with him.
George Costanza : Jon Voight, the actor?
Tim Whatley : No. The periodontist.
-
Morgan : So George, what kind of promotional events are we talking about?
George Costanza : Well, I think we need more special days at the stadium, you know? Like, uh... Joe Pepitone Day. Or, uh... Jon Voight Day.
Morgan : Jon Voight? The actor?
[rolls his eyes wearily at George's suggestion]
Morgan : Uh, I make a motion that we have no more of these meetings that have been initiated by George Costanza.
George Costanza : I suppose if I had suggested Liam Neeson Day, you'd all be patting me on the back.
-
George Costanza : What's so great about a Mom and Pop store? Let me tell you something. If my Mom and Pop ran a store, I wouldn't shop there.
-
George Costanza : Jerry, for all I know, the guy went out of his way to not invite you. How am I gonna feel if I show up with an uninvited unwelcome intruder?
Jerry Seinfeld : The way I feel when I go places with you?