Seinfeld (TV Series)

The Masseuse (1993)

Hiram Kasten: Michael

Quotes 

• Lisa : Hi, we just saw your boyfriend at a bus stop.

  Elaine Benes : Oh, yeah?

  Lisa : Yeah. What's his name?

  Elaine Benes : Joel...

  Lisa : Joel what?

  Elaine Benes : Uh... Rifkin.

  Michael : Rifkin? Joel Rifkin?

  Elaine Benes : Yeah. It's just a coincidence obviously.

  Michael : Guess you better keep on his good side.

  Elaine Benes : Very funny. That's very funny.

  Lisa : I wouldn't sleep with my back to him if I were you.

  Elaine Benes : All right. Well that's enough of that. That's enough.

  Michael : Hey Elaine listen. If you smell anything decaying in the trunk of his car...

  Elaine Benes : [interupts in an agitated state]  OK look this is my boyfriend we're talking about OK? And he's a gentlemen, he's good looking, he's a good shaver and he hasn't thrown up in eigth years so just shut up about him! Shut up!