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Quotes
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Jerry : Well,where are you?
Cosmo Kramer : I'm at the corner of first, and first. Wait a minute. How can the same street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe!
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George Costanza : Jerry, I've been thinking. I've gone as far as I can with "George Costanza".
Jerry Seinfeld : Is this the suicide talk or the nickname talk?
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Jerry : Hello?
Operator : You hve a collect call from...
Cosmo Kramer : Hey, buddy. Don't say no!
Jerry : Accept.
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Elaine Benes : [Taking about Jerry's relationship with his maid] Have you gone out?
Jerry Seinfeld : Yes! We have!
Elaine Benes : Where?
Jerry Seinfeld : To the store.
Elaine Benes : What, to get cleaning supplies?
Jerry Seinfeld : A-and gum!
Elaine Benes : Oh, that's nice. Nothing's more satisfying than diddlin' the maid and chewing some gum.
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Cindy : [in reference to slacking off on her duties] Well, I made the bed.
Jerry Seinfeld : Yes, but after you took a nap in it!
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Jerry Seinfeld : [phone rings] Hello?
Operator : [Elaine points to door, and Jerry shoos her off] You have a collect call from...
Cosmo Kramer : Hey, buddy. Don't say no!
Jerry Seinfeld : [sighs] Accept.
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Jerry Seinfeld : [Talking about Kramer being lost] What's around you?
Cosmo Kramer : I'm looking at Ray's pizza. You know where that is?
Jerry Seinfeld : [Looks surprised] Is it Famous Ray's?
Cosmo Kramer : [Looks] No, it's just original.
Jerry Seinfeld : [Looks even more suprised] Famous ORIGINAL Ray's?
Cosmo Kramer : It's just original, Jerry!
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Jerry Seinfeld : Well, what street are you on?
Cosmo Kramer : I'm on the corner of first, and first. Wait a minute. How can the same street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe!
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Elaine Benes : You're paying a woman to come to your house and sleep with you.
Jerry Seinfeld : No. I pay her to clean. The rest is...
Elaine Benes : What? A health plan?
Jerry Seinfeld : I was going to say, being a good host.