Seinfeld (TV Series)
The Maestro (1995)
Michael Richards: Cosmo Kramer
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Cosmo Kramer : Well you know they don't allow outside drinks in the movie theater. So I had to put it in my shirt and sneak it in.
Jackie Chiles : Yeah, see they like to sell their own coffee.
Cosmo Kramer : Yeah, now is that going to be a problem?
Jackie Chiles : Yeah that's going to be a problem. It's gonna be a problem for them. This a clear violation of your rights as a consumer. It's an infringement on your constitutional rights. It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous.
Cosmo Kramer : It's definitely preposterous.
Jackie Chiles : So. Then what happened?
Cosmo Kramer : Well I was trying to get to my seat and I had to step over someone and I kind of got pushed and it spilled on me.
Jackie Chiles : Was there a top on it?
Cosmo Kramer : Yeah
Jackie Chiles : Now did you put the top on or did they put the top on for you?
Cosmo Kramer : No. They put the top on.
Jackie Chiles : And they made the top. You didn't make the top did you?
[Kramer motions that he did not make the top]
Jackie Chiles : [to secretary over intercom] Suzie. I want you to go down to Java World. Get me a cafe latte with a top.
[to Kramer]
Jackie Chiles : We're gonna run some test on that top. Have you been to the doctor?
Cosmo Kramer : No. No, I haven't.
Jackie Chiles : Suzie. Call Dr. Bison. Set up an appointment for Mr. Kramer here. Tell him it's from me.
Cosmo Kramer : So, what do you think, Mr. Chiles.
Jackie Chiles : Jackie
Cosmo Kramer : Jackie. I mean, we have a chance?
Jackie Chiles : Do we have a chance? You get me one coffee drinker on that jury, you gonna walk outta there a rich man.