Seinfeld (TV Series)
The Little Jerry (1997)
Julia Louis-Dreyfus: Elaine Benes
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Quotes
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Jerry : Marriage is a big step, Elaine. Your life'll totally change.
Elaine Benes : Jerry, it's three-thirty in the morning. I'm at a cockfight. What am I clinging to?
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Elaine Benes : Kurt? What's with the sweats? Aren't we going out?
Kurt : [bummed out] I don't care.
Elaine Benes : You, uh... got a big stain on your shirt.
Kurt : Yeah. Meatball... fell out of my sandwich.
Elaine Benes : You already ate?
Kurt : It's from yesterday.
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Jerry : Well, we barely knew the guy.
Elaine Benes : So, the longer you know someone, the shorter you wait for 'em.
Jerry : That's the way it works.
Elaine Benes : When did you tell George to be here?
Jerry : I told him to meet us here in ten minutes. How long has it been?
Elaine Benes : About five.
Jerry : That's enough.
[They leave. George comes around the corner]
George Costanza : [looks at his watch] Early! Alright!
[shivers]
George Costanza : Cold.
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[last lines]
Cosmo Kramer : [spoken in slow motion while Kramer tries to save Little Jerry from the cockfight] Little Jerry!
Jerry : Kraaaaamer!
Elaine Benes : Stop the fiiiight!
George Costanza : Tamale!
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Elaine Benes : I shave my head for my swim team. I just liked the way it looks, so I kept it.
Elaine Benes : Are you saying that I could be dating this hair?... with you under it?