Seinfeld (TV Series)

The Jacket (1991)

Lawrence Tierney: Alton Benes

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Quotes 

• Alton Benes : Which one's supposed to be the funny guy?

  George Costanza : Oh, he's the comedian.

  Jerry Seinfeld : I'm just a regular person.

  George Costanza : No, no. He's just being modest.

  Alton Benes : We had a funny guy with us in Korea. A tailgunner. They blew his brains out all over the Pacific. There's nothing funny about that!

• [last lines] 

  Alton Benes : [sings]  Master of the house, dolling out the charm, ready with a handshake and an open palm...

• [George is softly singing "Master of the House" from "Les Miserables" under his breath] 

  Alton Benes : Pipe down, chorus boy!