- George Costanza: You tell that son of a bitch, no Yankee is ever coming to Houston as long as you bastards are running things.
- Elaine Benes: [Thinking to herself while she can hear Jerry saying, "He's depending on you" and Jean-Paul saying, "She is my friend"] Ohhh, I'm exhausted. I've been on this street a thousand times! It's never looked so strange! The faces... so cold! In the distance, a child is crying. Fatherless... a bastard child, perhaps. My back aches... my heart aches... but my feet
- [stops to look at her feet]
- Elaine Benes: ... my feet are resilient!
- [a big smile grows in her face, as she thinks...]
- Elaine Benes: Thank God I took off my heels, and put on my... HIMALAYAN WALKING SHOES!
- [lifting her arms up in the air, in ecstasy, as she says...]
- Elaine Benes: Yes!
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- Jerry Seinfeld: I always feel bad for the silver-medal winner in the Olympics. I mean, how do you live with that the rest of your life? People are gonna keep asking, "How much did you lose by?" "I don't even know. It was like: now to now. Like, now to now. Now. It was like, now, now! Now, now. It was like... And that was it, I lost. I trained, I worked out, I exercised. I did everything. I was doing pushups, sit-ups. I never did anything but exercise and work out for 20 years. I flew halfway around the world: Da-da-da. And that was that. It was a photo finish. Silver, gold. If I had a pimple, I would have won."
- Jerry Seinfeld: He's from Trinidad and Tobago.
- Elaine Benes: Yeah, yeah, he's Trinidadian and Tobaggan.
- George Steinbrenner: We all get a little cuckoo sometimes, George. I used to be like you, berating personnel 'til they cried, calling managers on the field during a game, threatening to move the team to New Jersey just to upset people.