"Seinfeld" The Good Samaritan (TV Episode 1992) Poster

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10/10
"I'm gonna sew his ass to his face!"
MaxBorg899 December 2008
Once again, it is shown beyond any doubt that the characters who inhabit the Seinfeld universe don't think in conventional terms when it comes to right or wrong. In fact, they're as morally flexible as comedy protagonists come.

The Good Samaritan originates from the far-out idea of Jerry witnessing a hit-and-run. Nothing wrong so far, right? Yeah, except Jerry doesn't report the incident, but starts dating the wrongful driver instead, on the grounds that she is very good-looking. Then he meets the victim and realizes he'd rather date her (go figure). Meanwhile, Kramer starts having seizures whenever he hears Mary Hart's voice, and Elaine gets in trouble when it turns out George is having an affair with her married friend.

The plotting is, as usual, utterly absurd, but then Seinfeld never aspired to be a piece of social realism. Jerry's interactions with the two women (one of whom is played by Melinda McGraw, who would later be Scully's sister on The X-Files) are outrageously fantastic, as is the George storyline, but the biggest laughs are all due to Michael Richards' amazing physical work in the seizure scenes. It's the kind of stuff Emmys were created for (and he won one for Season 3, fittingly enough).
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The Good Samaritan is a terrific little episode, that's quite hilarious, and the ending is really well done!
callanvass21 April 2006
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(Plot). Jerry starts dating a beautiful hit and run driver, then is torn when he meets the victim and realizes He'd rather date her. Mary Hart's voice causes Kramer to have convulsions. George has an affair with Elaine's married friend.

The Good Samaritan is a terrific little episode, that's quite hilarious, and the ending is really well done!. Kramer's seizure attacks were hilarious, as he was so OTT with them, and I thought Jerry was hilarious when he made up that story about confronting the hit and run driver, plus it's extremely well written by Peter Mehlman and directed by Jason Alexander. Jerry's stand up's were very funny as usual, and the whole god bless you incident always makes me laugh as well, plus it's very well made as well. I also found it hilarious when Jerry backed off when Angela(Melinda McGraw) threatened Jerry if he said anything about her hitting the car, and Elaine's story about her fake bull fighter boyfriend Eduardo Carocio was also very funny, plus Helen Slater was great as Beckey. The Good Samaritan is a terrific little episode, that's quite hilarious, and the ending is really well done, and I say go see it now Seinfeld fans if you Haven't!. ***** out of 5 Favorite quotes.

(Elaine asking about the hit and run). Elaine: So what happened?. Jerry: With what?. Elaine: With the car. Jerry: What car?. Elaine: The hit and run!. Jerry: Oh, right, right, right,right, well actually the guy went into Queens. Elaine: Queens?!, you followed him over the bridge?. Jerry: Over the bridge!. George: I uh.. didn't know you went into queens Jerry. Jerry: Yeah Queens. Elaine: So then what?. Jerry: So then he gets out of the car, and I said, "Hey buddy! I saw you hit that car"!, so he says to me what are you gonna do about it?, so I said whatever's necessary. Elaine: I am speechless I am without speech. George: Tell her about the shoving. Jerry: What?. Elaine: What shoving?. Jerry: Oh it was nothing. George: NO!, tell her!. Elaine: Come on tell me. Jerry: Well he kind of lost his temper,and he was pushing me up against the car, so I went into a karate stance. Elaine: You know Karate. Jerry: I know a little. Elaine: Well this is so amazing to me Jerry, what did he do?. Jerry: He backed off it was pretty pathetic actually.

*Robin sneezing*. George: God bless you. Robin: Thank you. George: I wasn't gonna say anything but then I could see he wasn't gonna open his mouth.

Angela: You know Who's a good actor?, Anthony Quinn. Jerry: Oh Anthony Quinn, fine actor, but from what I understand not a very good driver, hits everything on the road. but always leaves a note.

Angela: Did you say Zorba The Greek?. Jerry: Excellent film, in fact Quinn said he never felt so good as when he left a note after smacking a car!.

*phone ringing*. Elaine: Hello?. Michael: Hi It's Michael, is Robin there?. Elaine: Robin?, no why?. Michael: Uh she said she was gonna be with you. Elaine: No I Haven't spoken to her all Da...right as a matter of fact sh...she was here and she left a note, but I Wasn't here, I have the note right here. Michael: Well if She's not with you then where is she?. Elaine: Well I don't know. Michael: Is she with your bald friend from the other night?!. Elaine: no!, come on Michael!. Michael: He's finished!, I'm gonna sew his ass to his face!, I'm gonna twist his neck so hard his lips will be his eyebrows!, I'm gonna break his joints and reattach them. Elaine: Your so good looking!.
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10/10
Edrodio Qouchio!
ThunderKing623 February 2023
Another win for The Seinfeld and crew. A good fun episode.

This review was typed kn the month of February on the number day if 23 in the so called year if 2023.

About: Jerry witnesses a hit and run after not getting a thank you wave. That allows him to meet Red She Hulk.

Elaine has a dinner outing with a married couple

George says bless you and that leads to imtercourse.

Kramer has a tiny part of him hvaing seizures.

Story and production: A non stop story. All 4 get involved for such a blast episode. Each characters story interlocks with each other one way or another.

Solid good episode.

Highlight: top 3 are George syaing bless you

Angela Hulking out

Jerry saying "Edrodio Qouchio"

Laugh meter: 10

Villian: Angela.
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10/10
Wow
bevo-1367819 June 2020
Pretty good episode. Lost of car chases and got sex scenes
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10/10
Crossing Waves
Hitchcoc28 July 2022
This starts with Jerry seeing driver hit a parked car and then keep going. Elaine, who is on the phone with him, talks him into pursuing the driver. It turns out to be an attractive woman who Jerry hits it off with. This leads to a series of cock and bull stories and coverups. George goes to dinner with Elaine and insults the husband, who is a jerk. But the wife is impressed and sleeps with George. The husband is aware and threatens to sew George's ass to his face (among other things). This is great because when things get frantic, this cast gets going.
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6/10
Becky Gelke? Yes please!
msleeze14 August 2021
Not the greatest episode with a couple of middling storylines and one bafflingly useless one.

Jerry's hit and run girlfriend is only mildly amusing, as is George sleeping with a married woman (!!) because her husband didn't acknowledge her sneezes. Seriously, it's no wonder that the "you're so good looking" thing didn't take off...it's completely a forced catchphrase.

The less said about Kramer's Mary Hart induced seizures, the better.

That being said, this one does feature Helen Slater (looking absolutely gorgeous) in a far too brief, unbilled cameo. Just like Jerry, I'd have found any excuse to talk to her...so I'll bump it up an extra star.
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1/10
adultery is funny????
ajy-1460930 April 2016
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i know that the jokes and funny moment of this show is good but at what cost? showing that the adulterous woman and George are not blamed or seeing any result for their actions and making it look funny is disgusting and making the husband the one to blame and showing that he is maniac , is a Hollywood cliché. even if the husband is bad , why don't get a divorce ? why having an affair???? and Elain and Jerry continue to be friend with George???? is this what a friend means? supporting and covering for you friends even when they do such terrible thing??? i hope morality to be taken more seriously in shows and movies although it seems a false hope
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5/10
I wasn't going to say anything, but then I could see that he wasn't going to open his mouth.
bombersflyup30 August 2022
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The Good Samaritan is about Jerry tailing a hit-and-run culprit, only to end up dating the woman.

While every episode has a certain level of quality, I'm not so fond of this one. Why Jerry would be interested in this person and then paying for the damage. We know he cares not for money, but this is ridiculous. It's also unlike Elaine to just stand there when this person admits guilt and threatens Jerry, when she was pushing him to follow her in the first place. I love how George gets a kick out of Jerry lying, even though a weak story. The God bless you topic's moot and having an affair because of it's too unrealistic. Other than that all he did was eat the entire time. Kramer's minor plot's extremely weak and I don't care for the guest appearance performances. Jerry's standup's not great either. In saying that, of course there are still funny moments.

Jerry: Eduardo, Carochio! That's very good. Kind of just rolls off the tongue. I wonder where on the upper west side a single girl might meet a matador? Perhaps Zabars? Or Ray's Pizza!
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