Seinfeld (TV Series)

The Good Samaritan (1992)

Jerry Seinfeld: Jerry Seinfeld

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• [last lines] 

  Jerry Seinfeld : A man is paralyzed mentally by a beautiful woman, and advertisers really take advantage of this. Don't you love those ads where you see, like, the woman in the bikini next to the 32-piece ratchet set? You know, we'll be looking at the girl in the bikini, looking at the ratchet set, going, "All right, Well, if she's right next to the ratchet set, and I had that ratchet set, I wonder if that would mean that... I'd better just buy that ratchet set."

• [first lines] 

  Jerry Seinfeld : I would say the concept behind the car phone and the phone machine, the speaker phone, the airline phone, the portable phone, the pay phone, the cordless phone, the multiline phone, the phone pager, call waiting, call forwarding, call conferencing, speed dialing, direct dialing, and the redialing is that we all have absolutely nothing to say, and we've got to talk to someone about it right now. Cannot wait another second. I mean, come on, you're at home, you're on the phone. You're in the car, you're making calls. You get to work... Any messages for me? You've got to give people a chance to miss you a little!

• Jerry Seinfeld : You know if you want to make a person feel better after they sneeze you shouldn't say "God bless you" you should say "You are so good looking!"