- George Costanza: I was free and clear! I was living the dream! I was stripped to the waist eating a block of cheese the size of a car battery!
- Jerry Seinfeld: Before we go any further, I'd just like to point out how disturbing it is that you equate eating a block of cheese with some sort of bachelor paradise.
- Henry Ross: It's a terrible tragedy when parents outlive their children.
- George Costanza: Yes, I agree. I hope my parents go long before I do.
- George Costanza: What were you saying to the Rosses over there anyway?
- Jerry Seinfeld: Oh man, I don't know. I told them her death takes place in the shadow of new life. She's not really dead if we find a way to remember her.
- George Costanza: What is that?
- Jerry Seinfeld: Star Trek 2.
- George Costanza: Wrath of Khan!
- Jerry Seinfeld: Yeah, Kramer and I saw it last night. Spock dies, they wrap it up in a towel and they shoot him out the bowels of the ship in that big sun glasses case.
- George Costanza: It was a hell of a thing when Spock died.
- Jerry Seinfeld: Yeah.
- George Costanza: I thought Mulva hated you.
- Jerry Seinfeld: Yeah, so did I. You know what? I bet it was the engagement. I've shown I can go all the way.
- George Costanza: All the way?
- Jerry Seinfeld: Not our "all the way." Their "all the way." I got the stink of responsibility on me.
- George Costanza: I tell you, Jerry, I'm feeling something. Something I haven't felt for a long time.
- Jerry Seinfeld: Pride?
- George Costanza: No. Autonomy. Complete and total autonomy.