Seinfeld (TV Series)

The Ex-Girlfriend (1991)

Jason Alexander: George Costanza

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• Jerry : So that's it, you're out.

  George Costanza : Except for one small problem. I left some books in her apartment.

  Jerry : So? Go get them.

  George Costanza : No I can't go back there. Jerry, it's so awkward. It could be dangerous. Sexually ,something could happen. I'd be right back where I started from.

  Jerry : So forget about the books. Did you read them?

  George Costanza : Well, yeah.

  Jerry : What do you need them for?

  George Costanza : I don't know. They're books.

  Jerry : What's the obsession people have with books? They put them in their houses like they're trophies! What do you need it for after you read it?

• Elaine Benes : [Explaining her deteriorating relationship with someone in her apartment building]  We went from nods to nothing.

  George Costanza : [singing to the tune of ''From Rags to Riches"]  You know I go from nods to nothing!