Seinfeld (TV Series)
The Doodle (1995)
Jason Alexander: George Costanza
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Quotes
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Jerry Seinfeld : Oh, my God! What the hell is this? Don't tell me... Velvet!
George Costanza : It's the real deal.
Jerry Seinfeld : She's seen you in this thing?
George Costanza : That's right. We just had sex. You know, Jerry, I've been searching for someone a long time. Well, the search is over.
Jerry Seinfeld : And now the search for the right psychiatrist begins.
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Jerry Seinfeld : There's a lot of ugly people out there walking around, but they don't know they're ugly because nobody actually tells them.
George Costanza : So, what's your point?
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[George shows Jerry the doodle]
George Costanza : Don't you see what this is?
Jerry Seinfeld : Yeah! It's a doodle.
George Costanza : Yeah! A doodle of me! Look at the size of the nose! The ears! All my features are distorted!
Jerry Seinfeld : Oh, It's an affectionate caricature.
George Costanza : I'm grotesque! I look like a troll!
Jerry Seinfeld : It's just a drawing.