"Seinfeld" The Dog (TV Episode 1991) Poster

(TV Series)

(1991)

User Reviews

Review this title
14 Reviews
Sort by:
Filter by Rating:
7/10
This episode founded the classic Seinfeld fictitious film, 'Prognosis Negative' and for that alone it's worth it. Even beyond that, I find this episode gets a bad rep.
SLionsCricketreviews12 February 2018
"The Dog" frequently finds itself sitting near the bottom of most 'Seinfeld episodes ranked' type lists and has generally earned a reputation as one of the show's worst episodes something I personally do not subscribe to.

Had "The Dog" appeared in the first or even second season, I have a strong feeling that the episode could and would rank among the lesser efforts of the show but here in the very good third season that finally gave 'Seinfeld' both life and an identity as a show very much its own, I think this episode is certainly elevated as a result.

The weakest parts of the episode for me personally are the titular dog that finds itself a resident of Jerry's apartment and the dog owner, a British drunk who for whatever reason does not really seem to fit in the world of 'Seinfeld'. He's not the only character in my opinion who feels a little disconnected from the universe of 'Seinfeld' (there's a lot of characters in later seasons too but especially in the first and second seasons) in my opinion.

This episode is renowned for the awful sound design of the dog barking and while it certainly is not great and is rather grating, it's almost as if writer Larry David is self-aware, especially when Jerry almost bluntly at one point declares whether or not he really thinks of his new co-resident as a dog. It works nicely, whether intentional or not, as an acknowledgement to something otherwise so absurd that it could barely be justified.

Most of the things that surround the dog are very good in my opinion. I adore finally seeing an episode outside of season two's "The Revenge" where George and Elaine actually share screentime on their own. Some find this storyline very much shoehorned into this episode and consider George and Elaine's awkwardness among one another inconsistent as far as continuity goes. To my memory, the only real occasion where they spent time alone up to this point was in the aforementioned "The Revenge" but that was a case where the two were working towards an end goal (George wanting to slip a mickey into his old boss) and in my opinion justifies the storyline here. It feels fairly organic and both Jason Alexander and Julia Louis Dreyfus have a fantastic rapport on-screen. It's so great to see Elaine finally get the screentime she deserves having so often received the shorthand treatment in the first two seasons where she barely ever got any screentime on her own.

The George and Elaine angle is such a fun dynamic to this episode and they play both the friendship angles (humourously, their friendship is found through making fun at their mutual friend Jerry) and the awkwardness of being in one's company so magnificently. I laughed quite hard in the scene in Jerry's apartment where George and Elaine re-tread previous grounds where George attempts to mock Jerry's way of vomiting!

Kramer has a bit of a storyline too where he attempts to break up with a girl, especially after Elaine and Jerry mention how dull she is, and ends up getting back together with her. It's really pushed to the side here but in my opinion that storyline is completely warranted in this episode, if only for Kramer's 'monologue' where he first breaks up with the girl and subsequently begs to be taken back. Michael Richards simply nails the physical humour.

I enjoy "The Dog" quite a bit. There's a lot of great dialogue that is typically 'Seinfeld' in nature. The morality discussion that Jerry and George engage in as their waiting at the movie concession stand is particularly funny and oddly riveting 'Seinfeld' dialogue. Almost everything that surrounds the dog here, in my opinion, is absolutely 'Seinfeld' and I enjoy it for the most part.
20 out of 26 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
6/10
Weakest episode of the series, but it has redeeming qualities
rhemfelt121 April 2020
Warning: Spoilers
Has a weak main plot line that is outshined by a great B-story.

The main story relies far too heavily on one joke: the dog barking and Jerry being irritated by it. It's a moderately entertaining joke the first time, but the episode falls flat after that gag is repeated over and over. It doesn't help that the "dog" bark is done poorly by a human, and is extremely monotone. A little bit of dynamics, variation, or realism in the dog bark could have a long way toward making that joke seem less repetitive. The dog's owner is unpleasant, but not in an entertaining way.

Some positives:
  • The B-story with George and Elaine not able to talk to each other without Jerry present is great.
  • The first introduction of a fictional recurring film reference: Prognosis Negative
  • Mountain Lightning


Overall the episode is a dud, what I consider to be the worst episode of the series (even worse than the Finale or the clip show), but not completely without merit.
13 out of 18 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
6/10
Disappointment Sandwiched Between Several Classics
wookietower6 December 2021
"The Dog" is one of the weakest entries of Season 3, and one could argue one of the weakest overall. A lot if it doesn't make sense. I enjoyed the dynamic between George and Elaine, but what's odd was that they had some time together before this, mainly "The Revenge." Although you could say they had a purpose there and this time they are just hanging out, thus the awkward conversation.

That was probably the highlight of this installment though, that and Kramers monologue against his girlfriend.
8 out of 10 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
The Dog is a very funny episode, that has an excellent story, Jerry's way of telling the dog Farfel to shut up were hilarious!
callanvass6 March 2006
*plot*. This time around Jerry has to take care of a person's dog, because he is in the hospital, while Elaine and George realize they have nothing in common, while Kramer is having problems breaking up with his girlfriend Ellen.

The Dog is a very funny episode, that has an excellent story, Jerry's way of telling the dog Farfel to shut up were hilarious!. I thought the scenes where they make fun of Jerry (throwing up, gargling was hilarious), and this is very well written by Larry David, plus Tom Cherones does another perfect job of directing. I also loved the way Kramer 1st tried to break up with Ellen, and Jerry's stand up scenes were quite funny, especially the opening one, plus I liked the ending as well. It's very well made, and there also a lot of laughs when Elaine takes care of the dog for one night, plus the opening with Gavin (dog owner) and Jerry on the plane was quite amusing. The Dog is a very funny episode, that has an excellent story, Jerry's way of telling the dog Farfel to shut up were hilarious, and I say it's a must see for all Seinfeld fans!, if you haven't. ****1/2 out of 5

Favorite quotes.

Gavin: Do you have any pets. Jerry: Just my next door neighbor.

*Jerry struggling with Farfel* Jerry: Let Go Farfel, let go give me that, give me that sneaker you stupid idiot. (Dog keeps barking). Jerry: Shut up!.

Jerry: Two hundred seats on a plane,I gotta wind up sitting next to Yukon Jack, and his dog Cujo.

George: let's go people, let's go it's Prognosis Negative time, Mwa ha ha ha!.

George: So what's the problem?, just put some newspaper down. Jerry: No I don't want that smell in the house. George: So you spritz a little Lysol on it. Jerry: No it's like BO and cologne, they combine into some sort of strange mutant funk.

*Kramer breaking up with Ellen*. Kramer: I must have been out of my mind, look at you, why don't you do something with your life, you sit around here all day, you contribute nothing to society, you're just taking up space, I mean how can I be with someone like you, wouldn't respect myself.

Kramer: Please!, Please!, I take it all back, everything, every word, I love you!, I love you!, I can't live without you , I'll do anything.

Elaine: Give me that jacket, mud face, this is not Seinfeld you're dealing with, when I get through with you, You'll be begging to go to the pound.

Elaine: Hello?, no who's calling?, oh my god the dog guy, well where have you been, yeah well you better pick up your dog tonight, or he's humped his last leg.

Gavin: Prediction, you'll be calling me, to ask if you can come and visit him, before the month is out. Jery: Prediction I never see you or him again for the rest of my life.
8 out of 28 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
6/10
In-Jokes Run Leashless
Antoine_Bugleboy17 December 2006
Single Favorite Line: (George, pumped up for movie night) "Let's go people, let's GO! - It's 'Prognosis Negative' time, whhawaggahaha!!"

Notable Guest Stars: Joseph Maher (as Gavin, the drunken, Palsied dog lover)

Memorable Exchange: (George & Elaine, at the coffee shop with nothing to talk about) George: "I like herbal tea...chamomile good...Lemon Lift..Almond Pleasure....." (.....Elaine squeezes the last drips from a tea bag to her cup....) - E: "Jerry like Morning Thunder." - G: "Jerry drinks Morning Thunder?" - E: (pleased with her revelation) "Yeah" - G: "-Morning Thunder has caffeine in it, Jerry doesn't drink caffeine." - E: "Jerry doesn't know Morning Thunder has caffeine in it !", etc.

Key Topics: *Bells Palsy *Bad Dogs *Bad Movies *Delicate Balances in Friendship *Bad Predictions

Part I Didn't Like: Although the voice of the dog barking was played by an actor, it sounded like a Casio keyboard effect, and barked too monotonously. Extra Nice Touch: The posters along the movie ques, are very clever parodies of modern movie types / subjects ( 'Prancer', 'The First Power', 'Sex Relations, Family Relations', and 'Eve, of Destruction' --look fast!)

6 of 10 - good one
5 out of 20 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
7/10
Forget the Dog
Hitchcoc3 April 2022
The whole business with waiting for the owner to come get his dog wasn't all that big a deal. What sold it was the byplay between George and Elaine. Their timing is flawless and the facial expressions are wonderful. The Kramer part is a nice complement. Not a great episode but I think the critics are pretty picky.
2 out of 6 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
6/10
Lighthearted Episode With a Dog
tonyhammer9 June 2023
Elaine and George were still not totally comfortable with each other, with Jerry not in the room. The mutual tension was a tad off-putting for me, but still a bit amusing, and didn't detract from the show. They gave this bit just enough time in the script.

I suffer through this episode, largely because of two things: The dog's incessant barking in Jerry's apartment, and the way the dog kept tugging on his owner during their exit dialogue. I'm a little embarrassed that I can't accurately articulate why those two scenes bother me so much. The old man's personality didn't help either. I'll give Jerry credit, as he handled the whole situation with more tolerance and patience than I expected.
1 out of 2 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
10/10
Brilliant
MaxBorg8912 April 2008
Beckett had Godot, Cheers had Vera Peterson, Frasier had Maris Crane. For some reason, characters who never appear physically have a way of stealing all the accolades from those who are present. In this episode of Seinfeld, the whole thing is even more exceptional on account of the invisible character being... a dog!

No, it's not the dog Kramer showed in the pilot (that one never came back), but a canine Jerry is forced to take care of for a few days after its rightful owner, who was sitting next to him on a plane, needs to be hospitalized. Consequently, Jerry spends a week yelling at Farfle (who is never shown on-screen), and has no time to go to the movies with Elaine, who therefore decides to go with George and discovers too late the two of them have absolutely nothing to talk about, unless of course it involves making fun of their comedian friend. All of this is juxtaposed with Kramer's desperate attempts to break up with his new girlfriend Ellen - in short, one hell of a week for everyone involved!

The success of this story can be summed up in one word: Farfle. From the moment poor Gavin Polone (Joseph Maher) asks Jerry to look after the beast, the episode is completely hijacked by the unseen, but allegedly creepy pet. The only scene that comes even close to rivaling Farfle's anarchic energy is the one where Kramer dumps Ellen with very harsh words, only to beg her to take him back the next day. Of the many fine moments Michael Richards has in this season, those agonizing monologues have to be the best. Then again, his cult status is confirmed when Gavin asks if Jerry has any pets. "No.", he answers, "Just my next door neighbor.". Fabulous.
10 out of 31 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
7/10
Friends in law
dannylee-7808213 March 2023
Warning: Spoilers
1. Jerry gets a dog 2. George and Elaine spend time 3. Kramer breaks up

I don't think this episode was particularly funny but I felt that it was valuable in that it was a good exploration into the dynamics of their trio. We've all experienced this at some point. Three people hanging out and it would be awkward without the center person. In fact, I have this kind of group right now so it was very relatable.

George and Elaine are definitely my favorites and it was good to see them spend some time together. Much deserved.

The whole dog plot was not very funny in my opinion but it did characterize Jerry further.
0 out of 2 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
10/10
Ruff
bevo-1367819 June 2020
I like the bit how the dog barked all the time and annoyed jerry
7 out of 34 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
1/10
One of the 3 worst episodes of series
steve-698792 July 2022
This is a real clunker. Stupid premise all around. To think a selfish self centered Jerry would take in a strangers dog is ridiculous. The excessive fake dog barking is extremely annoying and just adds to the ridiculousness.
15 out of 22 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
5/10
Prognosis Negative!
bombersflyup8 February 2022
Warning: Spoilers
The Dog is about Jerry stuck caring for a man's dog, who he met on a flight and who fell ill.

Though caring's too strong a term, Jerry obviously doesn't like dogs. Perhaps the weakest episode of the third season. Jerry's got one great line about aliens seeing humans picking up dog droppings and assuming the dogs rule the planet, little else. George and Elaine who are now good friends, spend some time 1on1 and it gets awkward. Kramer's plot's weak, we never even see the person. Just like we don't see the dog or hear it, nor do we see any part of any of these films they go to see either.
7 out of 10 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
1/10
Use a real dogs bark.
ultimateninja-2278526 October 2021
The worse, and most annoying, thing about this episode was the fake, human sounding imitation bark.

Even if they never actually show the dog, they at lest could have recorded a real dog's bark and used it. Also, dog's tend to growl when you are pulling something away from them, (such as a shoe or jacket, as shown here,), which the dog is chewing on and wont give up.
7 out of 14 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
1/10
i hate dogs.
ThunderKing61 April 2023
This episode tells us dogs are annoying.

Was Jerry annoyed by the barking? Yes

Was Elaine annoyed by the dog? Yes.

Did this dog interfere with George wanting to see a movie? Yes.

Did Jerry want to watch a dog? No.

Month of review written: April Number date of review written: 1st Year of Review date written: 2023rd Century of review written: 21st.

What was this episode about?: It was about a dog annoying Jerry and Elaine. Man's best friend, eh?

The story and production: The dog ruins the episode. Whether it was human barking or not. The representation of the dog was identical because the dog's bark is annoying and unpleasant. Everyone knows this. No one listens to a dog's bark to meditate or to relax.

Laugh meter: dog made me depressed

Highlight: when Jerry insists on getting the dog put down.

Villain: the dog and its dognut owner.

What can be learned?: Dogs are worthless

Verdict: Dogs must be eliminated.
1 out of 7 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink

See also

Awards | FAQ | User Ratings | External Reviews | Metacritic Reviews


Recently Viewed