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Jerry Seinfeld : Let go, Farfel. Let go. Give me that. Give me that sneaker, you stupid idiot.
[dog barking loudly]
Jerry Seinfeld : Shut up! So, what would you do?
Elaine Benes : It's only been three days. I'm sure he's gonna call.
Jerry Seinfeld : Stop it! Shut Up! Do you believe this? You believe what I'm dealing with? I got a wild animal in the house. He'd deranged. Maybe he's got rabies. I can get lockjaw.
Elaine Benes : If only.
Jerry Seinfeld : Look at this place. He's going everywhere. I can't go out of the house at night. I haven't performed in three days. This will be my first night out since I got back.
Elaine Benes : Hey, when you walk him, do you...?
Jerry Seinfeld : Do I what?
Elaine Benes : Do you pick it up?
Jerry Seinfeld : Yes, I pick it up.
Elaine Benes : You pick it up?
Jerry Seinfeld : Well, you have to.
Elaine Benes : Oh, boy, would I love to see that.
Jerry Seinfeld : Shut up! Shut up, Farfel! Stop it! I don't know what to do. What if I take it to the pound, and then the guy shows up?
Elaine Benes : Maybe call the airline. They might know where he is.
Jerry Seinfeld : No, I tried. They don't know. You gotta put the syrup in first.
Elaine Benes : No, milk.
Jerry Seinfeld : I'm telling you. The guy's a drunk. He's probably on a bender.
Elaine Benes : What is a bender anyhow?
Jerry Seinfeld : I don't know. They drink and they bend things at the bar. I don't know.
Elaine Benes : I can't believe he hasn't called.
Jerry Seinfeld : Two hundred seats on a plane. I gotta wind up next to Yukon Jack and his dog, Cujo.
[dog barking]
Jerry Seinfeld : Shut up! One more day, and you are pound-bound!